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Things I learned today

• circular gallifreyan is harder to learn than elfish
• elfish is surprisingly easy
• but both are difficult to learn when you’re watching star wars

doodlesbytara:

hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

Things that happen when my parents go away for the weekend and leave my brother and I alone at home

• he plays xbox all night
• i sleep most of the day
• when I’m not sleeping I’m on the computer
• we don’t even think about dinner until 8 pm

things that they warned us not to do and have the neighbors watching for

• parties

guncomfortable:

Being told I was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now I have a complex and question my entire existence when I dont excel at something right away

100% accurate

(Source: vampirevvekend)

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

hey 

you know who’s cute today? 

you 

you know who’s cute every day? 

you 

(Source: jaclcfrost)

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

eggsammich:

Benedict Cumberbatch is a real sweetheart and it kinda sucks to see people shitting all over him for his unorthodox name and making fun of his face

You know, the two things he’s most insecure about

I don’t care what fandom you’re in or not in or if you hate fandom bloggers just can you not bully this man he has literally done nothing to deserve it except exist

preach it. AMEN

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.